Driving east on Sunrise highway
No traffic in sight
It’s the Pine Barrens near exit 63
I got an idea for a poem
Grab a blank envelope
It’s a really good idea, just get it down
The car swerves in the other lane than back
Flashing lights behind me
It’s a cop, I pull over
“You’re weaving from one lane to the other.”
License and registration
As he checks my inspection sticker
“Officer, please let me explain
A roach crawled across my leg
I freaked out, lurched. I swear a roach crawled on my leg.”
“Roaches ! I’ve never heard that one”.
I just moved from my apartment
It was infested with roaches
One must have crawled into one of my boxes
Can you prove it? Let me see the roach.”
I want to test your blood alcohol level.
Please exit your car.”
I swear, I’m telling the truth.
That excuse, whether true or not,
Isn’t going to explain an accident
OK officer, this is embarrassing
The truth is I had an idea for a poem
I felt that I had to write it down immediately
While I was driving
There were no cars. It seemed safe
Let me show you. See, look at my notes
Let me read it to you
Don’t bother.
This is a first for me. A poetry explanation~
You should know better
Pull over the next time you have a bright idea.
Poetry driving is almost as bad as drunk driving
This is warning mister. Drive or poetry, not drive and poetry