And god said:
I am all knowing
I know every hair on your head

God is aware that an engineer created the black box
To record information on airline routes
That would withstand crashes and submerging for long periods of time

And God said:
No black box can protect its secrets from me.
I am all knowing

The engineer challenged God
“So what’s in this black box?”
God tried but failed

God hired a hacker
To break the code, ordered x-rays, a safe cracker
“Open that box” God ordered

MRI, Sonogram, clairvoyant
Still God failed
“I am God. I demand the box be opened.

God said “I’ll ask Jesus.”
Jesus is on a no call list
And on vacation

“Bring me that engineer.” God ordered
“I’m sorry God, I will not open it.
I suggest you let this go”

“Don’t you have more important things to worry about?”
“Give me the password” demanded God. “My reputation is as risk.”
Still, the engineer refused to open the black box

“Do not your priests swear to never reveal the sins of the confessional?”
“Turn over that black box. Everyone knows how smart I am.
There are consequences in store for you. How dare you challenge me?”

“Like what.” asks the engineer.
“Hell. You are risking hell.’
“I am an agnostic. There is no hell.”

Now God is pissed off.
“I can pay cash. How much do you want?”
“How do you know, God, if there may be a bomb inside?”

“What are you hiding?
“What could be so important?
That I can’t have access to?”

The Engineer tired of this dialog.
“I’ll open the box. You will see for yourself that you wasted your time.”
The open box contains a single, small slip of paper

HAVE A NICE DAY