More and more “Big Ass” heavy cars, and pickup trucks are being used for transportation. For women, they feel safer. For men, it’s size that matters. The following guidelines are suggestions for solutions to halt the increase in Earth’s temperature:
Cars can only weigh 1,500 pounds or less
No forms of entertainment will be sold in new cars including, radio, air conditioner, TV’s, and cigarette lighter
When idling in neutral, a computer that comes with the purchase of the car will measure the idle tome. Owners will pay a “idle tax” for exceeding a standard based on previous driving time and distance.
Auto races are prohibited
Crank windows only. The car is not an entertainment center. It is only meant as a mode of transportation.
Gas stations will be closed on weekends.
All car owners have a yearly maximum of 5,000 miles. Above that, a fee will be assigned.
Cost of cars and related fees – tripled in price
Price of gas – tripled
Tolls – quadrupled
Auto mechanics fees – boosted to $400/ hr
Tax break for people who don’t own cars and use public transportation.
Parking fees – quadrupled
$40 toll for crossing any state line
No more TV auto ads
Car rental business is closed
Only one make of car will be available for sale
Auto supply stores, junk yards, tire companies, repair shops will raise their prices by four.