NATIONAL GUN

Pop gun
Water gun
Toy gun
Blow gun
No gun

EASY

Easy isn’t easy
Faster – yes
Forgot the past
Where harder was easy

BREAD ENDS

Feeds birds
Makes sandwiches
Fresh toast
Uses the whole loaf

IDLING

Too lazy, leave ignition on
Just a few minutes
Run our of gas?
Make more carbon dioxide

WORD OF MOUTH

They are called vocal cords
Actual talking
Speak/listen
It’s called social

SUBURBANITES

Flip flops
Butt cracks
Floppy pants
Try a ballet

DRIVERS

Lean on your horn
Give ‘em the finger
Don’t use turn signal
Muffler extra loud
Tailgate – in a hurry
Fucking idiots

LAWN

Mow it
Fertilize it
Rake it
Blow it
Kill it

KIDS

Hanging out on corners
Staring at smart phones
Staying together
Clothes all alike
Waiting to grow up

STUFF

Look in the closets
Look in the garage
Look in the cans
Look at the curb
It’s called materialism

THE PHARMACY

Line up for drugs
Pay for the drugs
Open the capsule
Take the drugs

Nothing better to do:
Tom stock, February 24, 2023