Faster internet?
That’s so 2000
Fast isn’t fast enough
Keep accelerating
Like how else will we reach
Trappist – #1 star to check out
Only 476 million light years from Earth
An earth-like planet
If we don’t go 100 times
Faster than the speed of light
We’ll never get there in our lifetime
Which lasts about ten seconds
Like a runner nearing the finish line
The sprint, the pour it on, pump it up
Fast enough to win a mile race in 4 seconds
Talk faster so you
Can talk about the next fast thing
No more calm, no more slow dance
Music performances so quick, you don’t even hear them
Work faster
Play faster
Do everything faster
There’s no time left
Time is running out
Rush rush rush
No more fast lane
Time for blur lane
Cars aren’t passing any more
They’re flying, like meteor streaks
Texting so fast
Fingers are sore
Finger tips hurt
A split second takes a nanosecond
e-mail so fast, the message gets there
Before it’s sent
Earth is rotating faster
We have to keep up
Time has been redefined
An hour only a second
Days weeks months, years
Much shorter as we wiz through lifetimes
Five minutes old – that’s like birthday number 7,900
The odometer on the dashboard
Starts at 220 MPH
The speed of light – way too slow
Birthdays so fast you’re and can’ blow out candles
Run on sentences the size of 1000 page book
Gotta go, gotta accelerate
Speed is everything
No time to stop and smell the roses.
What happened to the time? You ask
Daylight savings, forget that
Century savings is more like it
World trade center elevators – 3 seconds up and down
Two hour movie – one second, better pay attention
Heartbeat – 200 beats per minute
Breathing rate – no time for that
Go go go – phases of the moon
It’s full all the time
Can’t slow down
Gotta keep up
LIRR to Penn Station from Montauk – seat belts required
Cross country flight – there only jiffy flight
Clocks are having a problem
My nap is over before it even starts